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10:53pm July 29, 2014
erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

10:53pm July 29, 2014

kimbras:

sadvaporwavebabe:

reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu

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10:52pm July 29, 2014

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

10:52pm July 29, 2014

dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

10:52pm July 29, 2014
foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

10:51pm July 29, 2014

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

10:51pm July 29, 2014
disneysnowprincess:

kitaronicus:

idina-love:

walking—fairytale:

Hey look it’s Anna and Elsa.


I’m crying

I haven’t laughed so hard.

disneysnowprincess:

kitaronicus:

idina-love:

walking—fairytale:

Hey look it’s Anna and Elsa.

I’m crying

I haven’t laughed so hard.

10:51pm July 29, 2014
zackisontumblr:

my mom will literally download any app

zackisontumblr:

my mom will literally download any app

9:59pm July 29, 2014

black-nata:

black-nata:

BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.

UPDATE: JEREMY RENNER BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE:

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EVERYONE DEAD.

9:51pm July 29, 2014

pitchwitchchlomaki:

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I CANt STOP LAUGHING AT CLINTS FACE IN THE NEW POSTER HE IS 300% DONE WITH THESE ROBOTS

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tony why did you build the homicidal robot?

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why tony

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W HY